Not sure what to get your partner for Valentines day this year? Instead of buying the usual 'lovey dovey' stuff why not show your authority in the relationship with the 'Remote Control Boyfirend'!

Seize control this Valentines Day by aiming the AJ-2000 at your boyfriend and releasing any one of five pre-programmed commands:

1. "Do it again but do it properly"

2. 2Get a move on and do what your told"

3. "Farts aren't funny!"

4. "SHUT UP and listen!"

5. Buy the r/c boyfriend to find out . . . . .

Alternatively makes an ideal Hen night gift to help ensure a long and enjoyable marriage (?).

• Unique gift (appreciated by people with a sense of humour!)