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Spankometer
[spanko - RRP 9.99]
4.99

The Spankometer is a great gift for any man!

Perfect gift for the bloke who enjoys sp@nking. Easy to use: Just strap the spankometer onto your wrist, enter your stroke length and your ready!
 

  • Measure your performance
  • Keep a year long record
  • Use as part of your diet
  • Compete with your mates (probably not in the same room - but you could compare results later!)

     

    Wind up a lonely mate or treat your fella to the Spankometer

    Need we say more?

    Measures: Total time, number of strokes and calories used.

    Packaging comes complete with calorie comparison and some hilarious testimonials:

     

  • 5 Spanks = Pint of lager
  • 14 Spanks = Burger & Chips
  • 64 Spanks = Christmas dinner

     

    Testimonials by Mr S Wollen, Mr Choker, Mr Ardon and Mr Will Hung. They all tell of how the spankometer has changed their lives for the better!

     

    "This device has changed my life, my wife now prefers to use the sp@nkometer? to lose weight than go to the gym, I am delighted and exhausted!"
    Mr S Wollen, London

     

 

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